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jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

ask-hitman-jones:

[BACKGROUND CHAOS INTENSIFIES]

dinobxt:

no pants pls

quercusrubra:

I have to stop procrastinating

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

catazoid:

Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat